If you haven’t visited Prague since October 2007, then you probably think that you’ve never visited Club Temple.
But if I were to tell you that it’s the latest incarnation of one of the city’s best-known boy-hustler bars and that it used to be called Pinocchio, then I guess you’d know exactly the place that I’m talking about.

In the past year the bar on Seifertova, just a ten minutes
stroll from Prague’s main railway station (and what might you have been doing
there, might I ask?) has gone through a major revamp that makes it well
worth the visit. Famous and much loved though it was, it must be admitted
that the old Pinocchio had seen better times. 
It was clear that not a
great deal of money had been spent on it in recent years and, if it hadn’t been
for the gorgeous and very accommodating Czech boys who frequented it every
night, it would hardly have been worth even taking a two minutes stroll
to get there. 
In fact, though, even the boys had started deserting the place
before last year’s revamp, thanks to the management’s short sighted lack of
investment that was putting off customers. A year ago, though,
things began to change for the better. 
The catalyst was American
Joe Brewster who bought the place because he could see the potential that it
still had. He also suspected, rightly, that he could rely on the loyalty of
old customers to start coming back once some major changes had been
made. And he was prepared to put his money where his mouth was…

As it turned
out, Joe wasn’t a man to do things by halves! His changes were pretty
dramatic and have dramatically – and successfully - transformed the club’s
atmosphere. While it retains its old semi-subterranean premises, the whole
interior has been completely ripped out and a major refit has made the interior
space far more welcoming, attractive and comfortable. 
If you ever visited the old
Pinocchio, you’ll know that there was something of a rabbit warren of
dark passages leading off the main bar area into a series of dank cavernous
spaces. But the redesigned space is now far more efficiently used and the
whole place just feels bigger and brighter.
Some features remain
unchanged. You’re still handed a blank bill on arrival that gets gradually
filled throughout the evening as you order more drinks (including, hopefully,
one or two for the new friend you’ve just met!) and then you pay the whole thing
as you leave. The bar – stocked with that great Czech beer and almost
anything else you could ask for – is still in the same place and there’s still a
stage for strippers or whatever. The big lesbian taxi driver still waits
by the door, too, ready to take you straight home if you’re too drunk to walk or
if you just can’t wait long enough to get your hands on that new friend I’ve
already mentioned… 
Mentioning new
friends, you’ll be pleased to hear too that the boys are back! Many of them
seem to follow an evening circuit of the bars (including Monty’s, just up
the road) and that definitely includes sticking their heads around the door of
Club Temple – so there’s rarely a night where there isn’t a boy on the premises
to suit everybody’s taste. 
It’s certainly, I
can say, proved a very productive source of willing models over the years for me
and the HMBoys camera crew! You will be expected, of course, to give these
poor young guys a little, ahem, gratuity… But just keep thinking
about what they’re going to be giving you in exchange. 
By the way, if
you’re looking for a place to stay in the centre of Prague, make sure that you
check out the Club Temple Hotel situated right next door to the club
itself. Joe has spent a great deal of money on improving its rooms and
facilities to a high standard and that investment has certainly paid
off. The hotel has, by the way, a coffee shop where, I’m told, it’s often
possible to meet new friends during the daytime. And, if that’s not enough
to keep you occupied, you’re literally just a minute away from Monty’s
bar and (just for train spotters, of course) only that 10 minutes stroll from
the main railway station. 
To see pictures of
the new Club Temple, the Club Temple Hotel and all their facilities, check out
www.clubtemple.net And, next time you’re
there, see, too, how many of your favourite HMBoys you can spot on the
premises!
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